Flaw Salad

Hey there. I’m a Minnesotan writer living in Southern California, working finance by day and spinning silly stories also by day (when I should definitely be writing about retirement plans). Once allegedly straight, now queer in every sense of the word. An amalgam of ordinary but oppressive mental illnesses. Enjoy new stories and old longings. It’s all here for your amusement and judgment. Feast on my emotions. The pit is bottomless as long as you don’t scroll past 2011. If you get that far, you may be entitled to compensation for psychic damages.